Upcoming Events Calendar

  • February 16, 2019
     
    Celebrate Valentines with Kevin Lee

    Make this Valentines Special In the exciting world of live performances, Magician and Comedian Kevin LeeKevin is a trailblazer in his own right. Raised in the same gritty neighborhood as the great legendary “Sugar” (More...)

     
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  • March 2, 2019
     
    John Iavarone & Mike O’Donnell

    Headlining is JOHN “J2”  IAVARONE- Comedy! Dancing! Animated! Are a few ways to describe John Iavarone act. John is from NYC and performs his original, funny comedy all over the country. Somehow always coming back (More...)

     
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  • March 9, 2019
     
    JOSELITO – Special Event

    The Boricua puppet! Your Abuela's  favorite nieto! Your putis fav bicho! And the Official host of the puti olympics 
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  • March 29 - March 30, 2019
     
    Special Event: The Rich Guzzi EXTREME Comedy Hypno...

    The Rich Guzzi Comedy Hypnosis Show is BACK!   The Altana and Stitches Comedy Club has combined to offer you a special night of comedy.
    Rich Guzzi is the hypnotist you’ve seen on TMZ, Access Hollywood, and The Ar (More...)

     
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    SHOWTIMES:


    SATURDAY - 7:30 pm & 9:30 pm

    Show times are subject to change please check your tickets especially on Special Events

    Show Tickets - $15 - $20

    ALL SHOWS ARE NON-SMOKING

    PARKING IS AVAILABLE

    MUST BE 21

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    DINNER IS AVAILABLE BEFORE AND AFTER THE SHOW AT THE ALTANA


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    Get 10 admissions for Only $100, a savings of at least $50. Buy them as gifts for your family and friends, get one for yourself to see discounted shows all year long or buy one to take a group out for an amazing night of comedy. To Order Online Click On the Gift Card Picture and your punchcard will be mailed out to you unless you call and let us know you want to pick them up during regular show time hours at 717-419-5585.

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