Upcoming Events Calendar
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March 23, 2019
Mike Aronin & Kenney Josephs
Michael Aronin is a nationally acclaimed comedian who brings humor to his audiences how to get past personal shortcomings and move forward productively. (More...)
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March 29 - March 30, 2019
Special Event: The Rich Guzzi EXTREME Comedy Hypno...
The Rich Guzzi Comedy Hypnosis Show is BACK! The Altana and Stitches Comedy Club has combined to offer you a special night of comedy.Rich Guzzi is the hypnotist you’ve seen on TMZ, Access Hollywood, and The Ar (More...)April 13, 2019
Special Event Lynne Koplitz
Unabashed Menopausal New Yorker and self-proclaimed lifelong bachelorette, Lynne Koplitz offers advice to men and comfort to women when dealing with hormones. Defender of the crazies and all who don't have children (More...)
Reservations
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Call 717-419-5585 to make a Reservation or
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SHOWTIMES:
SATURDAY - 7:30 pm & 9:30 pm
Show times are subject to change please check your tickets especially on Special Events
Show Tickets - $15 - $20
ALL SHOWS ARE NON-SMOKING
PARKING IS AVAILABLE
MUST BE 21
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You are welcomed – even encouraged to eat dinner before & after the show on the 3rd floor and take your Stitches Comedy Club Ticket and Receive 15% off
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Get 10 admissions for Only $100, a savings of at least $50. Buy them as gifts for your family and friends, get one for yourself to see discounted shows all year long or buy one to take a group out for an amazing night of comedy. To Order Online Click On the Gift Card Picture and your punchcard will be mailed out to you unless you call and let us know you want to pick them up during regular show time hours at 717-419-5585.
Looking for Something Special? Give Personalized Gift Certificates. They are available in any denomination and can be purchase by phone Call 717-419-5585 or come by club on the weekends during show hours.
Fine Print: Special Events are excluded from use.
