Upcoming Events Calendar

  • January 26, 2019
     
    Pat Dixon & Bob Lauver

    Pat Dixon is a comedian, journalist and television personality who lives in New York City.He was recently seen on Comedy Central’s This Is Not Happening, where his hilarious set drew raves.Dixon is creator, producer and host of "The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon," an acclaimed (More...)

     
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  • February 2, 2019
     
    Joe Fernandes & Jackie Byrne

    Joe is a comic and podcaster living in NJ. When he is not escaping reality by hanging with his Welsh Corgi on hiking trails, he can be found in comedy cl (More...)

     
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  • February 9, 2019
     
    Mike Gaffney & Larry XL

    MIKE GAFFNEY grew up in a tough New Jersey neighborhood where he quickly learned that he needed to get tough or get funny...He's not that tough but Mike Gaffney is very funny. Mike's style of comedy is very convers (More...)

     
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  • February 16, 2019
     
    Celebrate Valentines with Kevin Lee

    Make this Valentines Special In the exciting world of live performances, Magician and Comedian Kevin LeeKevin is a trailblazer in his own right. Raised in the same gritty neighborhood as the great legendary “Sugar” (More...)

     
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  • March 2, 2019
     
    John Iavarone

    Headlining is JOHN “J2”  IAVARONE- Comedy! Dancing! Animated! Are a few ways to describe John Iavarone act. John is from NYC and performs his original, funny comedy all over the country. Somehow always coming back (More...)

     
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  • March 9, 2019
     
    JOSELITO – Special Event

    The Boricua puppet! Your Abuela's  favorite nieto! Your putis fav bicho! And the Official host of the puti olympics 
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  • March 29 - March 30, 2019
     
    Special Event: The Rich Guzzi EXTREME Comedy Hypno...

    The Rich Guzzi Comedy Hypnosis Show is BACK!   The Altana and Stitches Comedy Club has combined to offer you a special night of comedy.
    Rich Guzzi is the hypnotist you’ve seen on TMZ, Access Hollywood, and The Ar (More...)

     
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